"The Scots are actually Irish - having driven out the Hibernian and pictish peoples"
Hmmm without getting into a flame war, somewhat of an oversimplification!
The "Scots" certainly came from Ireland and moved / integrated with some of the then indigenous peoples, indeed the West Coast still has a strong Irish influence but they certainly did not "drive out" all the existing peoples.
Ignoring individual cases, I understand there are Norse, Pictish and Hibernian bloodlines in various parts of Scotland, as well as the Irish influence, and that ignores the extremely longstanding links with France, and with Germany (even down to elements of our language, Kirk and Kirche for instance, or Ashet as a large serving dish)
Don't believe the BBC weather map, Scotland is a deceptively large and diverse lump of land, my background is as different to the Billy Connolly stereotype as a cockney to a yorkshireman...
Of course if you're just attempting to wind people up then crack on and ignore my last
