You should be so lucky!!! ;-)
Friend from work in an unfamiliar B&B with his wife after attending a wedding, dived for the loo the next morning and then couldn't find the loo paper.
AHH! These look like the wet wipes we have at home on top of the cistern and wipes bum!!!
Flushes loo and thinks that smells like bl>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>each! Within 30 secs has stripped and spends the next 10 minutes bathing the under carriage in the shower trying to remove that Parazone/Flash fresh feeling!
Two days of baby lotion later and sitting for any length of time still had a little fizz about it. LOOK before you wipe!!
Toodle pip, Bill