Do you think a Maico 440 lump...

[guest27]

would fit in here?..

Ebay 120125939369   

[guest18]

NO*











*and even if it does, assume the answer is NO.
(this has been a public service announcement in aid of saving the NHS money...)

[guest27]

Ah it does...



R

[guest18]

See my previous answer...  

[themoudie]

'Ee's been Photoshopping again!

Chuckle Vision.

[GB500nz]

All that sudden power, no brakes and forks the size of toothpicks: what a lovely idea!

[hondamichael]

why would you fit a maico engine in ? it belongs in a maico frame no where else !

[guest27]

Ahh but I have a Maico engine and no frame.  An old DT frame will cost pennies, and old Maico one will cost loads more - mind there is a nice Maico mono on ebay at the mo - not that I can afford to buy it - even if I had the cash, I think SWMBO would inject my knackers with bleach if I did...

R

[themoudie]

You should be so lucky!!! ;-)

Friend from work in an unfamiliar B&B with his wife after attending a wedding, dived for the loo the next morning and then couldn't find the loo paper.

AHH! These look like the wet wipes we have at home on top of the cistern and wipes bum!!!

Flushes loo and thinks that smells like bl>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>each! Within 30 secs has stripped and spends the next 10 minutes bathing the under carriage in the shower trying to remove that Parazone/Flash fresh feeling!

Two days of baby lotion later and sitting for any length of time still had a little fizz about it. LOOK before you wipe!!

Toodle pip, Bill

[002]

Was he making a clean sweep of things,Bill ?


Jethro

[themoudie]

Aye Jethro,

Chuckle!

No, he'd be using Immac if he was after that! ;-0

I'll have to stop, I'm chuckling to much!

Bill

[OMEGAMAN]

You should be so lucky!!! ;-)

Friend from work in an unfamiliar B&B with his wife after attending a wedding, dived for the loo the next morning and then couldn't find the loo paper.

AHH! These look like the wet wipes we have at home on top of the cistern and wipes bum!!!

Flushes loo and thinks that smells like bl>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>each! Within 30 secs has stripped and spends the next 10 minutes bathing the under carriage in the shower trying to remove that Parazone/Flash fresh feeling!

Two days of baby lotion later and sitting for any length of time still had a little fizz about it. LOOK before you wipe!!

Toodle pip, Bill

Just remember not to leave the Bonjela next to the KY on the bedside table (fastest I've ever seen the missus move!)  (TRUE!)

[guest27]

Friend who used to travel in parts to the East claimed that a large pot of Vaseline was No1 in his sponge bag - to cool the bum when the trots hit.  Was fine until the day he sat there rubbing a good handfull in after the world had fallen from his bottom.  Whilst salving he read the lable..... "Vick's"


Finger nails in the ceiling...


R