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Itsme

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Police thefts
« on: November 09, 2022, 04:19:44 PM »
The police in my area have had a spate of thefts of patrol car wheels. They are working tirelessly to solve the case.

I know, I know and I am sorry.

Spartacian the Anonymous. Oh bugger.

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Re: Police thefts
« Reply #1 on: November 09, 2022, 04:26:10 PM »
So you should be.
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Moto63

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Re: Police thefts
« Reply #2 on: November 09, 2022, 06:29:25 PM »
🤦???🤦???🧥🚪🚕

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Re: Police thefts
« Reply #3 on: November 09, 2022, 07:13:12 PM »
OH! So that must be the Doncaster "force" then?  >:(

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Re: Police thefts
« Reply #4 on: November 10, 2022, 05:23:17 PM »
🤣🤣🤣 Corny, but good, just how I like 'em!
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Re: Police thefts
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2023, 06:33:37 PM »
meanwhile, in norfolk, a hole has appeared in the main road leading into norwich, police say they are looking into it .....

i'll get my coat ....

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Re: Police thefts
« Reply #6 on: January 07, 2023, 06:41:34 PM »
and, local to me, our local bobby has had his pushbike stolen  ....... he told the local press that he is taking steps to retrieve it ....


ok, i know my way out thankyou ..

mthee

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Re: Police thefts
« Reply #7 on: January 08, 2023, 12:24:03 AM »
Great stuff all!
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Re: Police thefts
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2023, 09:57:42 AM »
Apparently a whole town in Yorkshire has been stolen. Police are looking for Leeds.

Continued apologies.

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Re: Police thefts
« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2023, 10:16:20 AM »
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣... “looking for Leeds” 🤣🤣🤣

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Re: Police thefts
« Reply #10 on: January 09, 2023, 03:19:02 PM »
🤣🤣🤣
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Re: Police thefts
« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2023, 04:51:32 PM »
Apparently a whole town in Yorkshire has been stolen. Police are looking for Leeds.

Maybe they should start their enquires on LETSBEE AVENUE 👮???

mthee

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Re: Police thefts
« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2023, 09:59:56 PM »
My wife said being a detective had taken over my life and we should split up. I said she was right, we could cover more ground that way...
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