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Title: Police thefts
Post by: Itsme on November 09, 2022, 04:19:44 PM: The police in my area have had a spate of thefts of patrol car wheels. They are working tirelessly to solve the case.

I know, I know and I am sorry.

Spartacian the Anonymous. Oh bugger.
Title: Re: Police thefts
Post by: iansoady on November 09, 2022, 04:26:10 PM: So you should be.
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Post by: Moto63 on November 09, 2022, 06:29:25 PM: 🤦???🤦???🧥🚪🚕
Title: Re: Police thefts
Post by: themoudie on November 09, 2022, 07:13:12 PM: OH! So that must be the Doncaster "force" then? >:(

Bill
Title: Re: Police thefts
Post by: CrazyFrog on November 10, 2022, 05:23:17 PM: 🤣🤣🤣 Corny, but good, just how I like 'em!
Title: Re: Police thefts
Post by: Steve Lake on January 07, 2023, 06:33:37 PM: meanwhile, in norfolk, a hole has appeared in the main road leading into norwich, police say they are looking into it .....

i'll get my coat ....
Title: Re: Police thefts
Post by: Steve Lake on January 07, 2023, 06:41:34 PM: and, local to me, our local bobby has had his pushbike stolen ....... he told the local press that he is taking steps to retrieve it ....

ok, i know my way out thankyou ..
Title: Re: Police thefts
Post by: mthee on January 08, 2023, 12:24:03 AM: Great stuff all!
Title: Re: Police thefts
Post by: Itsme on January 09, 2023, 09:57:42 AM: Apparently a whole town in Yorkshire has been stolen. Police are looking for Leeds.

Continued apologies.

Ian
Title: Re: Police thefts
Post by: Moto63 on January 09, 2023, 10:16:20 AM: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣... “looking for Leeds” 🤣🤣🤣
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Post by: CrazyFrog on January 09, 2023, 03:19:02 PM: 🤣🤣🤣
Title: Re: Police thefts
Post by: Moto63 on January 09, 2023, 04:51:32 PM: Quote from: Itsme on January 09, 2023, 09:57:42 AM
Apparently a whole town in Yorkshire has been stolen. Police are looking for Leeds.

Maybe they should start their enquires on LETSBEE AVENUE 👮???
Title: Re: Police thefts
Post by: mthee on January 09, 2023, 09:59:56 PM: My wife said being a detective had taken over my life and we should split up. I said she was right, we could cover more ground that way...