SMF - Just Installed!
That CES seems to get more ridiculous every year. The suitcase: what they don't mention is that it has a heavy battery with a life of no more than 4 hours. Try getting that past Ryanair's on-board luggage gestapo.
Of course, it will probably route itself through a wormhole in a parallel universe.
I have to say I never quite latched on to Pratchett's books although he did seem to be an intelligent, good chap.