Tents.

[steveD]

I just have bought a tent, same as Steve's 

Nice one Timbo, now just don't park it too close to me, wouldn''t want a blundering drunk getting into the wrong tent!

[timbo]

Yes, the last thing I want is you, Steve, blundering drunk, into my tent 
My excuse for buying it is for Alison's birthday present  The supplier was very decent and phoned me to say they havnt any green ones left in stock, so its a sandy desert colour. And they only charged me an extra £4 for post to NI 

[steveD]

Yes, the last thing I want is you, Steve, blundering drunk, into my tent 
My excuse for buying it is for Alison's birthday present  The supplier was very decent and phoned me to say they havnt any green ones left in stock, so its a sandy desert colour. And they only charged me an extra £4 for post to NI 

Oh yeah, ....................like I'm gonna differentiate green from sandy desert in the dark!

[Mark]

I've just given my Khyam biker tent away, sick of getting wet! Just bought a Vango Force  10 as everyone that has one of those seems to get up in the morning with a smile on their face and dry! 😉

Yeah, that's why I got rid of mine.

[Mark]

So Tim, Tony and Geordie all have the same tent. Given the drinking habits of all three, I take it your names are printed on the outside, in large letters.

Ron.

No Ronnie, they all have the same tent, there is only one tent. 

[timbo]

  I wondered how long it would be before somebody caught on to this 

[RonXBR]

With the money saved, I hope they all bought gas masks.

Ron.