Great bloke PW. Always interesting to read. Shame he's not making a replica of the Wheelbarrow Matchless...

Mmmm! Yes, that is the bizness, no??
I had to f'ck off up to glasgow for the weekend (just after posting, really, so not being too rude, for a change!!). I lay under a very poor silver car for a few hours, after which I got an MOT.

(Admittedly the skooshers (washers, for the southern fairies!) only worked as I rigged up a plastic squeeze bottle and a length of hose tied onto the windscreen wiper, which I queezed at the appropriate request from the MOT man.

I thrashed it for anput 30 rural miles home. In this time/ distance:
Suspension clonks appeared
Clutch started slipping
Clutch master started leaking
Speedo stopped working
Fuel guage stopped working
Indicator failed
I put it away and got drunk.
I would like a Duc Supermono. Lottery win needed!
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