i concur, but theres never a shortage of people with money to burn, good intentions and no mechanical or technical knowlege to figure out that theyre getting spanked!!!!
I think we should invent one. If needs to be plausible, probably based on old technology and yet if you are lucky at least does no real harm. Better still it has to have a good sales pitch.
The gearbox snake oil has that demo where they file a bit of rod held in a lathe with and without the PTFE. Looks good on the table top, probably does nothing that bad in your gearbox for years. The customer is happy and won't even remember you when something does go bang.
Splitfire plugs have to be better in the customers heads because all their mates are busy drilling holes in their heads to fit a second plug. Platinum and Iridium conduct better than copper alloy so people will believe the picture on the box. By the time the electrode drops into the head or people work out their fuel use the supplier can be well out of the picture.
The lump of lead to drop in your petrol tank came with a brochure about how they were sent to Russia for use in Hurricane fighter aircraft.
Anyone want to buy an MZ power band?

Andy