Only fitting. Mark is a master, nay a connoisseur of the distasteful and horrendous mental picture.

Why else would any of us want to associate with him?

All I can say is never go near a harbour or fishmarket or heaven forfend a harbour with a fishmarket with the young gentleman, you may come back with PTSD.

Steff
BTW The grips are brown - what colour is fake rubber before they dye it?