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guest40

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Gravel Rash!
« on: December 20, 2011, 10:21:42 AM »
Any one want to guess how this happened.

Extensive gravel rash to forehead, knee and palms with heavy ding above temple.  Now enbellished with a shiner.


Some suggestions
Fell off motor bike,
Fell off pushbike
Wasp attack
fell down cliff while walking



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Richard

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Re: Gravel Rash!
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2011, 10:30:32 AM »

We've warned you about those sexual shenanigans before................

Never, ever do it on gravel. 
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Mark

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Re: Gravel Rash!
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2011, 11:07:14 AM »
Telling your wife that her sister is better in bed.
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guest40

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Re: Gravel Rash!
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2011, 11:17:40 AM »
Close Mark. 8)
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Re: Gravel Rash!
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2011, 12:14:50 PM »
The sheep was too quick?
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guest40

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Re: Gravel Rash!
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2011, 12:24:14 PM »
I live in Aus, not New Zealand or Wales!... hurrumph!!! the nerve!!
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Andy M

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Re: Gravel Rash!
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2011, 12:26:46 PM »
Ouch.

Did the wifes Christmas present look too much like an ironing board or set of tyres when wrapped up under the tree?

Andy
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hawkstone

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Re: Gravel Rash!
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2011, 12:28:04 PM »
telling your wife her brother's better in bed ???????????? :o
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Mark

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Re: Gravel Rash!
« Reply #8 on: December 20, 2011, 12:51:09 PM »
Quote from: hawkstone on December 20, 2011, 12:28:04 PM
telling your wife her brother's better in bed ???????????? :o

You beat me to it. ;D
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Richard

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Re: Gravel Rash!
« Reply #9 on: December 20, 2011, 07:41:40 PM »
Mark - does this mean that you have slept with your wifes brother, or that Hawkstone did too but beat you to it ?

I am worried.

Very.
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Ian

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Re: Gravel Rash!
« Reply #10 on: December 20, 2011, 07:49:54 PM »




              I feel the content of this thread should be subject to certification  ::)
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Re: Gravel Rash!
« Reply #11 on: December 20, 2011, 11:33:24 PM »
Quote from: Richard on December 20, 2011, 07:41:40 PM
Mark - does this mean that you have slept with your wifes brother, or that Hawkstone did too but beat you to it ?

I am worried.

Very.

What have I told you about asking questions you really really don't want the answer too - don't enourage him - remember the drowned women...
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guest40

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Re: Gravel Rash!
« Reply #12 on: December 21, 2011, 12:42:38 AM »
Drowned Women???? Steff, tell me more
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Richard

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Re: Gravel Rash!
« Reply #13 on: December 21, 2011, 12:56:03 AM »

Would that be the time I thought you were just going to walk into the harbour ?

Just before you saw the Bishops twin ?  And we're not talking Bonnevilles here.
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Re: Gravel Rash!
« Reply #14 on: December 21, 2011, 06:50:14 AM »
Don't tell me.... you were the subject of the first Australian brain transplant?....






donor or recipient.....    will we ever know ;D
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