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Andy M

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Re: Down and out in Perth
« Reply #15 on: April 25, 2011, 04:21:55 PM »
Quote from: Hackbridge Cossack on April 25, 2011, 11:16:27 AM
I guess you are right handed, and so learning to wipe your ******* left-handed is quite amusingly difficult!  ;D


Oh dear, another TC discussion on things that are hard to do left handed  :o

On a smut scale of 1-10 I think I'll rate wiping your bum as a 7 on the basis I know where this will end up. Before anyone tries for a 10, assembling a petrol stove that you took out of the back of your Landrover is a 2 for normal people.

Andy
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Richard

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Re: Down and out in Perth
« Reply #16 on: April 25, 2011, 04:53:57 PM »

I remember a mate at College breaking both of his wrists falling backwards out of a window and finding it very difficult to wipe his arse or keep a friend for a while.

Richard
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themoudie

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Re: Down and out in Perth
« Reply #17 on: April 25, 2011, 08:54:18 PM »
Kurt,

It would appear that the advances in technology taking place elsewhere in the world are either unavailable or unknown in southern Blighty! ;) Times have moved on in the Antipodean personal hygiene culture and a bidet can now be had as an integral part of the 'dunny' or installed alongside. Others may mock and or stick their own index finger through multiple layers of the 'Daily..........', with the resulting rse the colour of a baboon! ???

However, I'm confident that you have invested in one of these: 'Biobidet'!

Here in cooler climes, sphagnum moss, cools, cleanses, washes and applies antibacterial products all in one handy package! ;D

It may come to us all in time!  ???

My regards, Bill.
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guest24

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Re: Down and out in Perth
« Reply #18 on: April 25, 2011, 09:02:30 PM »
Sphagnum moss, I can quite happily say, is quite a refreshing item to use for that purpose!
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Re: Down and out in Perth
« Reply #19 on: April 26, 2011, 06:27:42 AM »
some one liners
......Funnily enough I have noticed people backing off for the old LH handshake.
and thats not tongue in cheek either....
the closest thing I have to a bidet is being dumped by a wave at the beach.
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themoudie

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Re: Down and out in Perth
« Reply #20 on: April 26, 2011, 11:10:11 AM »
Quote from: Kurt Perth WA on April 26, 2011, 06:27:42 AM
some one liners
......Funnily enough I have noticed people backing off for the old LH handshake.
and thats not tongue in cheek either....
the closest thing I have to a bidet is being dumped by a wave at the beach.

aYE kURT, (left hand typing!)

1. A little 'limp wristed', not the usual hand crusher! Wear a sling on your right arm! ;D
2. Another uncouth youth into 'gobstoppers', which are definitely not PC confectionary these days!
3. Getting dumped is one thing, it's the getting hung out to dry after, when you feel real crocked.

G'day, Bill.
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tj63

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Re: Down and out in Perth
« Reply #21 on: April 26, 2011, 11:47:20 AM »
Hi Kurt

Sorry to hear about the spill.  Get well soon and keep the jokes coming.

Trevor
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