If you want a job doing right.......
Andy
....Dont ask me to do it...
Now you couldn't make this up. I got hacked off with my non-seating bead on the DR (having rebuilt the rear brake).
So I decided to cut my losses, and re-commission the Skorpion. Last night I put the tank on, battery in, topped up the oil, fueled it. It had all been cleaned and laid up, ready to get taxed and used.
Just before I decided to try it I thought, no wait, I'll blow up the tyres. Its only round the block, but better safe than sorry, after all its been a few months.
Front, no probs, gave it 35 psi.
Rear, remove valve cap. No! PSSSSHHHHHHHHH!!! Valve comes away with cap, the metal insert was now in my hand. Result- 2 otherwise functional bikes with 2 flat rear tyres.

I am still suffering the slings and arrows of public transport.
To add insult to injury, I thought on saturday I'll take both rear wheels to the bike shop in the car. But now it seems to have developed some rough-running gremlin too!!!
Oh well. At least I hadn't actually TAXED the skorpion!
Ok, at least my house is still standing, no tidal wave of debris advancing at 60 mph, and no need for a geiger counter. Actually, things are fine....
Yeah, and that too....
still!
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