Hi thanks for letting me join

[JOOLZ]

I have a Honda XBR500 cafe racer I hope you like it.

[Steve Lake]

Bluddy 'ell, how'd you get in here!

Now you're here 'spose you might as well stay......but be warned...ONE day you may have to pay a sub!!....if the management ever get it sorted out

Welcome

Like the bike.....one problem......it's clean, well serviced,stylish......these are not the criteria that come to mind when viewing some of the nails currently campaigned by club members....so it good to see someone after my own heart for a change.

couple of points......are you from Wales?.....it does help......most of the club seem to be from the west side of the country!

can you speak a) Landrover? and b) Camping Stove?......

If the answer is affirmative to all 3, you'll probably find that you have already been put forward as club treasurer/secretary/sporting director (have we got one?)...or any other number of positions available to suitably qualified (for qualified, read....alive...a volunteer, owner of shiny bike etc)

welcome to the madhouse


p.s. drinking beer and talking bollocks are also favourable attributes.

pip pip

[guest7]

Talking bollocks is the main skill required, subject matter may well veer off to Landrovers, Camping stoves and which region has the best looking TV weathergirl, but talking bollocks is the most important bit.

Good effort on that caff racer btw.

GC

[JOOLZ]

Hi thanks, Talking bollocks is always helped along by vast amounts of strong alcohol, landrovers are generaly good but especially fun if stripped down an a bloody big rover v8 shoehorned into them and camping stoves are.............hang on I will ask my wife.  glad you liked my bike its good fun on the twisties up through the new forest which is where we live

[guest7]

New Forest eh... what's your BBC region and what does your weathergirl look like? 

GC

[guest24]

New Forest - cool. Another Brit in the pack against all the Welsh brigade.

I am off to Andover tomorrow so will be able to check out the weather girls myself and shall report back on their suitability.

[Steve H]

After looking through your YouTube clips I suspect you may well fit in well here :-)

And this must have been quite an experience !

[guest24]

I am off to Andover tomorrow so will be able to check out the weather girls myself and shall report back on their suitability.

Update. Quick interweb search reveals the weather girl is Reham Khan, ding dong! 

[JOOLZ]

Our weather girl is very fit. The jet bike was built as an engineering exercise and has unfortunatly been sold now although I have learned things that I may put in a future project. The dragster ride was a present from my wife and its the most adictive thing I have ever been in. The acceleration is unbelievable in a whole different ballpark from any other vehical

[Steve Lake]

I've just watched the video clips......copule of points here.....

1. You're a complete bluddy lunatic......how come you havn't joined the TC before now
2. I think you are the STIG
3. Your missus needs to get the hang of focusing that damn camera

[pigafetta]

I bet the Jetbike's a big hit with the neighbours. Gonna have to get me one of them - the bloke next-door-but-one is a traffic cop and a right miserable git, it'd really make his day 

The weather up here in North Wales has taken a turn for the worse since Jo Blythe left 



All the best,
Dave B

[guest833]

Yeah- she'd get it   

[JOOLZ]

North wales you poor sod I have heard that the traffic police are really tough on motorcycles around there.

[guest7]

North wales you poor sod I have heard that the traffic police are really tough on motorcycles around there.

Tough! Tough!? That's like saying Hitler had a nice little resettlement program for ethnic minorities or that the Spanish Inquisition liked a little chit chat.

They are card-carrying bastards.

GC