Welcome.... but we are not all muddy perverts

For off-roading I own a modified Suzuki Samurai. Used LandRovers in the mud for many years at work... Swore to never sit in one or TirFor one out of the sh¡t again . (good eh, spanish upturned "!")
And a chinese 650cc buggy with a Mitsubishi clone engine (good design but the alloys seem to be part cream-cheese and the clearances are measured with a worn ruler)

Gave up primus stoves and tilley lamps as soon as I could afford a nice pub room for the night

(its all to do with age, arthritis and getting soft).
Build quality? Try a Catalan-built Honda 644, SLR or Vigor (No Primer. No Torque wrench. No assembly grease.) I live in Andalucia, we don't call the Catalans "Spanish".
As for weather wimmin... how about the one from Midlands TV with the sticky-up spiked hair? (I prefer skinny women

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But thumpers rule forever and size DOES matter
