Weekend debrief

[guest7]

Biking ops aborted, stop, Enemy (SWMBO) had info on planned fettling session, all ops cancelled till further notice, stop.

Saturday spent guarding small VIPs, stop.
Sunday spent in hush hush dash to location of agent 'Rog', stop.
The safe house seems more than suitable and has all comforts. Combined visit with recon mission to workshops of agency 4x4 specialist who provided us with an experimental carburettor for the venerable field vehicle (gratis), stop.

Afternoon spent with aged relatives, stop.

Bit pissed now, stop.
GC

[Steve Lake]

report from the east reads as follows....

all single ops cancelled, a higher authority (SWMBO) has decreed that from date of this despatch, ALL ops will be combined forces, under higher authority's direct control.
no repeat NO clandestine or unauthorised ops will be undertaken.
This order will remain in force until 2/1/2007 unless recinded by later despatches
message ends
 

[guest18]

Report from Ice Station Zebra:

Broadsword Calling Danny boy, Broadsword calling Danny Boy...
Higher authority has provided mission list for the next fortnight stop
All biking work for this weekend stopped stop
Conducted seasonal rendesvous and resupply with underwater section yesterday and MT section today, now well provisioned but suffering from chemical attack stop (hic)
Various covert missions planned to run under cover of SWMBO's mission list stop
Wish me luck, Danny Boy, Tallyho, tallyho.......

Message ends.

[Bruce]

As its all getting a bit bizzare

I have been asked by my ex SWMBO to set up her new cuckoo clock and i am not making this up

[002]

Reporting from Workshops !
Repaired Twinpot machine after Clash with Native American along M4....Stop
Think Jeep came off worse !
Dents and War Paint missing along nearside of Cherokee.

Straightened screen and tempory repair to mirror Beemer OK.
Few bruises pilot OK.

Damn Yanks ! Dont care what colour they are ! Damn Yanks !

Jethro

[guest18]

Reporting from Workshops !
Repaired Twinpot machine after Clash with Native American along M4....Stop
Think Jeep came off worse !
Dents and War Paint missing along nearside of Cherokee.

Straightened screen and tempory repair to mirror Beemer OK.
Few bruises pilot OK.

Damn Yanks ! Dont care what colour they are ! Damn Yanks !

Jethro

Aha! A friendly fire incident... don't worry, our colonial friends are famous for it!!

[guest7]

Reporting from Workshops !
Repaired Twinpot machine after Clash with Native American along M4....Stop

Few bruises pilot OK.

Bollocks, this is going to hurt club funds, we'll have to pay out again for someone to do the job properly. All we said to the driver was "make sure he'e only got a single to ride to next year's rally" and then he goes and makes a hash of it and the Beemer escapes. Ho hum
GC

[Richard 003]

SWMBO gone to mother's STOP Rode outift to Tescos STOP Came home again STOP

[guest27]

Sat.

Provisions secured from Taibach Farmers Market (never seen a farm in Taibach) Stop.

Christmas tree decorated. Stop.

Cider drunk without stop stop.

Undercover meet with No1 accomplished. Stop.

Cover nearly compromised by SWMBO despite best efforts of Mk2 son and his nighttime ops - damn good work for 7 months mind - she got up and dressed to engage the enemy. Stop.

Quick thinking by No1 to pose as a craftsman specing out a job. Stop.

Farther Christmas observed feeding deer stop.

More cider drunk. stop.

Bikes - oh bugger stop.

R