Glad it's not just me who has issues with the toy brigade.
I was asked to vocalise why I disliked this element of motorcycling and couldn't in all honesty put it into a coherant arguement. I was left saying "I just do OK!" When I think about it, why shouldn't any one do whatever they like? If someone has worked hard and decided to spend his/her cash on the latest, fastest bike so they can enjoy their leisure time charging around the roads for no other reason than personal pleasure, who am I to pass judgement?? I don't understand the joy of golf, but I don't dislike anyone who plays. I see kids who look like badly dressed clowns and might well think what a kn0b, but I don't hate them for buying what they believe to be fashion.
But the fact remains that when some plonker on a toy comes into view either on a pocket rocket or pretending to be a "Bad Boy For Life" [actually saw that as a back patch on an immaculate leather waistcoat worn by someone who wouldn't fart without a note from his mother] my skin crawls.
Whilst I'm in the mood, another pet hate is motorcyclists who can't perform their own basic maintenance. If your rich enough not to have too, well done, I doff my cap to you. But if you don't even know how to adjust the chain, or check the oil you shouldn't be allowed a licence!
There, It's all out now and I can go for a lie down.
