I have just taken delivery of Kirriepete's lovely Craven topbox:

I have been after one for a while and we came to a mutually agreeable figure and it arrived (to my wife's chagrin) in the post this morning.
I should really go straight off and sort out the paypal payment... 
GC
Aye GC,
Whilst not wishing to get involved in a 'domestic', I found this definition (see below) and wondered if you were trying to coerce your wife into one of this sites other current 'threads'? Basque wearing! You, having chosen the wrong material!

"Chagrin is literally the cutting pain produced by the friction of Shagreen leather; in its figurative sense, it varies in meaning, denoting in its lower degrees simply a state of vexation, and its higher degrees the keenest sense of mortification."
Surely, vexation might describe the mushroom cloud above your wifes head!

Duck!!!!!!!!!!!! Swift exit and my respects!
Old sharky!