I stole this thread and used it on our Ulysses Perth site, I thought this response was interesting. All the others sort of matched your way of thinking.
here's some more.
1. "It's to stop the damage when it get's lifted onto the pick-up."
2. "I really wanted the motorcycle experience."
3. "Have you tried lane splitting in LA?"
4. "We figured we couldn't make it any uglier, but I guess we were wrong."
5. "Just take the f@#%$g photo!"
6. "No, really! I meant it to look like this!"
7. "It takes her 30 minutes to get in, but it's worth the wait."
8. "Yup, I wanted it to look stylish."
9. "Waddaya mean, why don't we just catch the bus?"
10. "Does my bum look big in this?"
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