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Spring Is Coming..........
« on: April 14, 2009, 06:48:58 PM »
Fellow Thumper Fans
Is it me or has the quality of the drivel on here got better of late? I have thoroughly enjoyed wasting the last forty five minutes of my life picking through all sorts of very interesting, and even informative, bo**ocks.

Keep up the good work!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uncle Boyd




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Re: Spring Is Coming..........
« Reply #1 on: April 14, 2009, 07:09:47 PM »
Talking of drivel, uncle Boyd is back and he's going to explain how four little cylinders and pistons in the same engine constitute a Thumper ???
If I'm not working I'll be away on my bike camping!

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Re: Spring Is Coming..........
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2009, 07:28:42 PM »
Well the work of an engine is done on the ignition phase and only one of the little pots fires at a time so one one is doing any work, so it is four thumerettes in one frame?

How is that for starters

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Re: Spring Is Coming..........
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2009, 08:23:15 PM »
Fellow Thumper Fans
Is it me


It's you Boyd......its all been boiiocks for years :-*

mini-thumper

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Re: Spring Is Coming..........
« Reply #4 on: April 14, 2009, 08:32:05 PM »
SteveD

See my reply 'WOUNDED' in the RANT section  >:(

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Re: Spring Is Coming..........
« Reply #5 on: April 15, 2009, 08:36:12 AM »
Lots of good stuff gets debated here... and a fair amount of drivel  ;)

My favourite high point lately was that picture of the drag queen in response to Steve D's assertion that he could see his trannie outside his house. Every time I see the picture it makes me cringe and then laugh.

BTW, we've missed you Boyd, whereyabin?

GC

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« Reply #6 on: April 15, 2009, 09:27:21 AM »
There was a bit in Nude Scientist - or was it the daily rag - about internet chat rooms and forums and the quality of the blather on them - apparently (and here is no surprise) it is very dependent on the social awareness and IQ of the posters.  If your site population is made up of people who cannot string two words together, in real life would like to punch everyone in the teeth but are too scared to because they are a wimp or were bullied, you will get a lot of bullying and crass language etc, if you have a bunch of people who can think for themselves, feel empathy for others even though the other is only a computer screen, are happy in their own bodies and mature - as in not feeling the need to punch every one rather than having deep discussions about the balance of trade deficit and the impact on the price of Baravian wheatgerm bread, you will get a different sort of blather.

Taking this all into account I guess our happy band are a bunch of simian half wits with deep rooted psychological bruising from formative encounters with big brothers fists and that our perfect camping weekend would be one beating the seven different shades of pooh out of each other - or as it is camping, GC in his campest gear.

R

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Re: Spring Is Coming..........
« Reply #7 on: April 15, 2009, 11:52:20 AM »
A very interesting hypothesis Rog.

Although I don't wish to apply too broad a brush here, euphemistically speaking one may find the following to be (largely) true.

High performance, multi-cylinder, plastic clad Jap crotch rocket = immature, easily lead, dissatisfied lunatic rider with constant craving for the latest thing.

Low performance, single cylinder, not too shiny, maybe slightly rotten, single cylinder owner = mature, satisfied (usually due to lack of funds!) steady (bugger all performance) rider who appreciates the finer things in life (scenery, beer, good company, primus stoves etc.).

So there we are, it must be true.

Noi idea what I am talking  ??? about and verging on a rant,

Andy ::)

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Re: Spring Is Coming..........
« Reply #8 on: April 17, 2009, 02:15:47 PM »
By those definitions I am schizophrenic as I like fast jap crotch rockets (well I did when I was more affluent though not always needing the latest whizzy version) and I am also a real old duffer as I have a tiny 125cc thumper for my main hack and can tick all the boxes for the other prerequisites that Andy lists!! 

I think I tend to lean much more to the old duffer stuff now as its cheaper, very necessary as I have 4 little drains on my resources ala the Virgin broadband adverts, but I draw the line at pipe and slippers.

Hmm, having said that I always used to get slippers for Christmas when I was a kid and the memory of the smell of the St Bernard(?) pipe baccy that my headmaster used to use is very nostalgic. Have I been a thumperist from the age of seven then, and just been in denial during my 20's?? Now there is one for the psychiatrists couch...  8)

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Re: Spring Is Coming..........
« Reply #9 on: April 17, 2009, 03:17:17 PM »
St Bruno Rough Cut my boy, mind the head may have been smoking old dogs..

R

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Re: Spring Is Coming..........
« Reply #10 on: April 17, 2009, 08:29:42 PM »
I'm afraid I know nowt about baccy as I have no interest in it, though the barking that came from Mr Evans' pipe as he stuffed it was always amusing   ;D

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« Reply #11 on: April 18, 2009, 09:43:26 AM »
Old man used to puff away on one of the things, so we used to have Ogden's St Bruno Rough CUt, Ready Rubbed and Flake tins about the place - I happen to have a Flake tin on the desk at the mo - having sold off the 600th scale Chieftan and Adams tanks that were in it not long back

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Re: Spring Is Coming..........
« Reply #12 on: April 18, 2009, 01:31:59 PM »
Aye used to be steady on those things from 19 - 30, you could burn allsorts! ;) Supplement with French, Belgian, Capstan 'Full Strength' or Balkan Sobrani ciggies if you were feeling flush. StBruno wasn't bad, but preferred Black Twist, Walnut plug or similar as they weren't as hot on the tongue as the lighter tobaccos. You don't need to stop for food either!

Still like the aroma of a good pipe baccy, but haven't used a dummy for 25 years now, it's used to maitain 'The Fleet!' ::)

Bye, Bill.

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Re: Spring Is Coming..........
« Reply #13 on: April 18, 2009, 07:16:12 PM »
Blimey , talk about flash backs. My Dad used to smoke St Bruno Flake .I still have his pipes.For me the smell of Christmas will always be Cigars and whiskey.They say smell and music are the two best memory joggers .

Rob .

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Re: Spring Is Coming..........
« Reply #14 on: April 18, 2009, 09:30:23 PM »
Blimey , talk about flash backs. My Dad used to smoke St Bruno Flake .I still have his pipes.For me the smell of Christmas will always be Cigars and whiskey.They say smell and music are the two best memory joggers .

Rob .

Mammary Joggers ????  Ooooohhh !

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