Are we English that easy to pick out of a crowd?
It would seem that we are.We went to Berlin a few years ago.My wife speaks good German.In a cafe she ordered a couple of drinks for us,then she went off to look around for a few minutes leaving me behind.I have not spoken to anyone at this point.The waiter comes up to me with two coffees and asks,in English,if I want a spoon.How did he know?
Fashion I am told is the big givaway. In the same way as Londoners can spot an American (it's not quite Hawaian shirts and checked trousers, but you can spot them), Europeans in tourist cities can spot the Brits by our short hair, T-shirts and jeans. The other big givaway is our reaction to bars. If you wait to be asked to sit down or walk straight up to the bar and ask for beer, you might as well wear your football shirt and start a chorus of three-nil.
I guy I half know in Amsterdam showed us as follows:
First guy: walks in, sits down, reads menu, greeted and answers in Dutch.
Group of ten: walk in, sit down, "foreman" imeadiately calls for barman: told to wait a minute in German.
Guy and a Girl; Girl goes straight to toilet, guy hovers and pretends to be looking at choice of beers: told to **** off in French.
Three guys in Football shirts: walk straight to bar and ask for five pints in Sarf London accents; Asked who the other beers are for (mates are off with dodgy women, back in a minute etc.)
Guy in his twenties wearing rain coat and flat cap: asked where in the US he's from, turns out to be Canadian.
So, 4 1/2 out of 5 for the barman.
Andy
Andy