Just to digress, I'd like to share my favourite jacket story.
A bloke I used to know had an ex-US airforce jacket that had, painted on the back, the names of Vietnamese villages and the dates the previous owner had bombed them. In some ways it was a very cool jacket, but...
One day he was walking up the Kings Rd and he got tapped on the shoulder. A little Vietnamese bloke said, "I'd just like you to know that you have the name of my village on your jacket"
"Oh really" my mate replied, unsure of himself and smiling inanely.
"Yes, and I was there on that date when it was bombed"
GC