Simon (speaking to Graham - out of shot)
"so you see, if my left hand is a car and this biscuit is Jethro's sidecar travelling at 40mph, you can see exactly how stupid it was to be sat in it on July 22nd 1996"
(Jethro deposited his sidecar, with me in it, UNDER the front wing of a car on that date... and it bloody hurt
)
GC
p.s. note that Simon has one empty beer bottle and Jethro has how many?
