Dear Rudolf
Global warming gathers apace and the new 'sledge' is coming in to its own. Sorry you can no longer come along with me, bu modern engineering means I do not have the need of you any more. Ask Mother Christmas if there is any of Blitzen left in the freezer - camping in a field whilst I make deliveries had made me famished. Have found a butcher willing to take Donner. Cannot believe that your red nose is caused by excess radiation in your body and I can not sell you off to - still saves on loighting in the winter.
Love and Hugs
Santa
