Now I'M A MEMBER!

[KIFESTOOSHORT]

Thanks to Patrick for the JOINING PACK, from the post mark it looks as though it was lost in space for a while and not just popping over the bridge! I did not expect a letter in the post,seems very official! Never been a member of a bike club before!! Now I just need to find the bike and get back on the road. thanks again from agent 497.

[Steffan]

To fully confirm your membership and to entitled to the full benefits you need to attend the annual rally and stand the first six rounds at the bar.

[guest27]

Think I will stay an unconfirmed member

R

[Andy M]

Welcome to the asylum!

Andy

[KIFESTOOSHORT]

To fully confirm your membership and to entitled to the full benefits you need to attend the annual rally and stand the first six rounds at the bar.
[Oh! I'm sure I saw in the small print that the card  entitled me to a pint from other members, could be used as a bus pass and road side assistance from the AA!]

[mini-thumper]

What linguistic fun we have!

When you say 'member' I assume you don't mean - n. part or organ of the body?

To qualify for the AA you need to shout very loudly  "My names (your name) and I need road-side assistance!" where upon a St Bernard with small barrel will appear.



I'll get my straight-jacket..............

Boyd

[beeman]

I don't remember steffan buying six rounds of drinks, I look forward to the annual rally in  great anticipation.

beeman

[Steffan]

You must have missed it Beeman, I am not repeating the performance.