They translate as:
Mr Karachi Crag = Graham Carrick
Hank Jeertone = Jethro Keenan
Slay bed vet = Steve Dalby
Room sign man = Simon Morgan
Insolent savior* = Valentino Rossi
Vicar clip kit = Patrick Civil
A lesbian nomad* = Osama Bin Laden
Valet seek = Steve Lake
And, as Smugde has alreadyt pointed out, Doorky Boobs is me; Boyd Brooks!