Pasties are on me 
I'm Gonna Be a Fat BarSteward !

Ontop of the Biccies in work.
The storemans wife works at Burtons Biscuits.She supplies him with Boxes of the things for work.
I mean these boxes are the same sort of size as the boxes helmuts come in....for a £1 or £1.50.
Jaffa cakes,choccie fingers,choc short cake and choccie digestives all sorts.
AND one of the customers must work for a vending company...so she arrives with bin liners full of crisps,boxes of twix and M and Ms as well as the drinking choclate,coffe and sugar.
The problem I have is the lack of self control.
When ever I have a cuppa or walk past got to have at least one biccie,or a packet of crisps with my sandwiches.
Bugger !
Will have to assess my fees

Jethro