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blew

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Lesbians.
« on: December 28, 2022, 12:29:55 PM »

An old Pilot sat down in Costas and ordered a cup of coffee.
As he sat sipping his coffee, a young woman sat down next to him.
She turned to the pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’
He replied, ‘Well, I’ve spent my whole life flying biplanes, Moths, Stardusters, Breitlings, flew in WWII in a Lancaster, and later Auster's in the Borneo conflict, taught 50 people to fly and gave rides to hundreds, so I guess I am a pilot – what about you?’
She said, ‘I’m a lesbian. I spend my whole day thinking about naked women. As soon as I get up in the morning, I think about naked women. When I shower, I think about naked women When I watch TV, I think about naked women. It seems everything makes me think of naked women.’
The two sat sipping in silence.
A little while later, a young man sat down on the other side of the old pilot and asked, ‘Are you a real pilot?’
He replied, ‘I always thought I was, but I just found out I’m a lesbian.’

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Re: Lesbians.
« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2022, 12:44:37 PM »
Heard it afore, but still brings a grin to the chops!  ;D ;D ;D

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Re: Lesbians.
« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2022, 03:03:50 PM »
I have nothing against dykes but I wouldn’t put my finger in one …
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Re: Lesbians.
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2023, 09:22:54 AM »
I have nothing against dykes but I wouldn’t put my finger in one …
Think that is funnier than the actual joke 🤣🤣??