Author Topic: Putin joke  (Read 104 times)

mthee

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Putin joke
« on: May 17, 2022, 09:04:21 PM »
Putin dies and goes to hell, but after a while, he is given a day off for good behavior.

So he goes to Moscow, enters a bar, orders a drink, and asks the bartender:

-Is Crimea ours?

-Yes, it is.

-And the Donbas?

-Also ours.

-And Kyiv?

-We got that too.

Satisfied, Putin drinks, and asks:

-Thanks, how much do I owe you?

-5 euros.
Fear of the unknown does not mean the unknown needs to be feared

themoudie

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Re: Putin joke
« Reply #1 on: May 17, 2022, 10:56:03 PM »
Mmmmm! We'll see.  :-\ :-\ :-\ 

Like the joke.  ;D

Bill

Moto63

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Re: Putin joke
« Reply #2 on: May 18, 2022, 07:06:28 AM »
Well I’ve ordered the taxi and it’s waiting outside... exit to the left please 🧥🚪🚕