Yesterday i had my annual 'MAN HEALTH' check up , something our local surgery are very keen on, and promote 'preventive medicine' and regular screening ...
got in to see the doc, not one i had seen before, everything was going swimmingly, no problems apparent, then we came to the dreaded prostate check .... 'please remove your trousers and pants, and bend over the examination couch' says the doc.....
so there i am, ass in the air, doc behind me, when i hear .. 'now Peter, try not to get an erection during this procedure' ...
bit of a pause, and i said 'sorry doc, my name isn't peter' .... 'no' he said, 'my name is peter'
