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Mutt

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THE IMPORTANT QUESTION???
« on: December 17, 2019, 11:39:38 AM »
There have been some great topics & questions in the past years posted with very useful and insightful answers from very knowledgeable members, so thank you for increasing my knowledge and understanding.

However, I've trawled the past Q&A's but could not find the answer to these important questions: IS FATHER CHRISTMAS REAL? CAN RUDOLPH REALLY NAVIGATE THROUGH FOG?

Regards, Clive.
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Re: THE IMPORTANT QUESTION???
« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2019, 04:54:11 PM »
Eeerrrr..... yeah dude, everyone knows that he’s real. Otherwise how on earth do my shiny new bike parts that I write and ask for every year just happen to land under my tree 🤔
As for ruddie ....why do you think he has a great big red hooter 🦌.... dah, so he can navigate through the FOG. I hope these answer your questions and have been as informative as some of the past post you’ve mentioned
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Re: THE IMPORTANT QUESTION???
« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2019, 09:29:14 PM »
I don't think this is even a question, after all we all know Santa is real. Mind you I do have a vested interest in Santa because as a 20 stone old man who has white hair and a white beard down to my chest I get a lot of awed looks from children at this time of year. I love to wink and say 'yes it is me' just to see them lose their shit with pleasure!

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Re: THE IMPORTANT QUESTION???
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2019, 07:37:25 AM »
🤣🤣🤣🤣....

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Re: THE IMPORTANT QUESTION???
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2019, 08:39:21 AM »
Still waiting for the bugger to deliver my Ducati MHR, and I've been asking for years  :(. I guess I must have been really naughty  :o
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Re: THE IMPORTANT QUESTION???
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2019, 10:20:27 AM »
He probably can't get it down the chimney. Has he left a "Tried to deliver" card?
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Re: THE IMPORTANT QUESTION???
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2019, 06:52:21 PM »
He probably can't get it down the chimney. Has he left a "Tried to deliver" card?

Damn, I never thought of that  :( ;D ;D ;D
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Re: THE IMPORTANT QUESTION???
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2019, 11:26:09 AM »
And always worth checking the wheelie bin especially if Santa is employed by Hermes......
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Re: THE IMPORTANT QUESTION???
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2019, 03:05:19 PM »
CAN RUDOLPH REALLY NAVIGATE THROUGH FOG?

Oh yes he can!

How does he do it?

No-one Ruddy Nose!! ::) ::) ;)
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Re: THE IMPORTANT QUESTION???
« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2019, 04:18:59 PM »
Steve... you defo must be running low on coats by now 🤣👍

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Re: THE IMPORTANT QUESTION???
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2019, 05:26:21 PM »
Steve... you defo must be running low on coats by now 🤣👍

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Re: THE IMPORTANT QUESTION???
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2019, 08:45:37 PM »
And always worth checking the wheelie bin especially if Santa is employed by Hermes......

Wouldn't be worth the time Ian - if My Herpes were delivering it, it'd either be in a million pieces or at an address on the other side of the galaxy!  ;D
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Re: THE IMPORTANT QUESTION???
« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2019, 09:17:22 PM »
Best one ever - we had a parcel thrown through our downstairs toilet window today, fortunately it was open. The card pushed through the door just said 'In your toilet'. Now there is someone fed up with their job!

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Re: THE IMPORTANT QUESTION???
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2019, 09:25:27 PM »
I would just like to say that I am currently 140 miles North of the Arctic circle, as I am every year at this time, and Julotomten is real , merry Christmas to you all !   🎅
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Re: THE IMPORTANT QUESTION???
« Reply #14 on: December 20, 2019, 11:49:59 AM »
140miles north of the arctic circle ..... good grief that there little Suzook GN serves you well don’t it😉😉🎅🏻