My Donald Trump Petition

[BrendanO]

Rather than getting my CX or RS MOTd, I wasted my time on this:

https://www.change.org/p/theresa-may-mp-trump-must-go-trouserless-when-in-uk-so-people-can-shout-donald-whaur-s-yir-troosers?recruiter=50945022&utm_source=petitions_show_components_action_panel_wrapper&utm_medium=copylink&recuruit_context=copylink

Scary times and bullies need a bit of humour and pi$$-taking, would any of you help by signing it? Passing it on? Putting it on your Facebook page?

Thanks in advance!

[themoudie]

 

[blew]

We badly need a British version of Trump.

[timbo]

What, a mentally retarded maniac. Really?

[BrendanO]

We badly need a British version of Trump.

...yeah, the word badly rings out there!!

By  the way, there's another nice petition, by a guy called Donald, asking all Donalds to sign to get Trump to stop (ab)using the name Donald. Cleverly, he advertised it on Gumtree:

https://www.gumtree.com/p/community/help-me-win-a-bet-share-with-the-donaldsdonsdonniedonnys-you-know/1182613146

So maybe you could sign that too? Blew?

[SteveC#222]

People tell me... that he's a guy who is creative with facts,  disrespects women, finds the disabled amusing, incites racial and religious intolerance, is in favour of the use of torture, has a tendency to use argueably thinly veiled hints at assassination, has an allegedly  dubious record on employing illegal workers, doesn't want people to see his tax records and has a bad wig.....I dunno....I'm just saying...


......I think I'd rather have even the Conservatives personally!!

[CrazyFrog]

People tell me... that he's a guy who is creative with facts,  disrespects women, finds the disabled amusing, incites racial and religious intolerance, is in favour of the use of torture, has a tendency to use argueably thinly veiled hints at assassination, has an allegedly  dubious record on employing illegal workers, doesn't want people to see his tax records and has a bad wig.....I dunno....I'm just saying...

Sounds like he has the makings of an excellent politician then.......

[blew]

It could be worse.Jeremy Corbyn.Back to the Dark Ages.

[Andy M]

At least Michael Foot convinced the KGB he was employable.

I don't think I want to see the Trump without trousers. There could be things worse than the wig.

Andy

[timbo]

No, it couldn't be worse. I know, what about Genghis Khan. Trump shows every single character trait, that I find totally dispicable in a human being.

[Andy M]

He must be kind to animals. How else would you train that rat to sit on his head?

His wife is definately in line for the Mrs Merton question though.

Andy

[timbo]

  

[themoudie]

Pity the poor sods on the Isle of Lewis from whence is his Mother came! You should also note his Father's second Christian name! Go do your own research, I find it worrying! 

Donald appears to be another 'Shredded Wheat' model, rather than an advocate of wholesome brose, herring and tatties, with a wee drammie just to keep the blood movin'! 

Hey Ho! I'll stick with motorcycles and my own genealogy, which is dangerous enough,    Bill

[themoudie]

Aye Brendan,

Here is the link you were looking for! 

NAKED_DONALD_TRUMP

Toodle pip, Bill

[Smithy]

I've decided to give Donald Trump the same impotance in my life as I do Byzantine architecture. I know nothing about either and I'm content to let it stay that way.

Ian