GN fluid leak

[spooky]

While i was changing the exhaust on my gn this morning i discovered a considerable amount of warm fluid running down on to my hands and running all over the bottom of the bike, had a bit of a panic until i realised my big pot of tea was balanced precariously on the seat......oh dear 

[mthee]

I share that bad habit! Usually helmets getting blown off the seat...

[timbo]

I was once riding my Mrs bike across a field at a rally. I was bringing back Chinese takeaway for a group of us, in the top box. I lost the bike on the grass, and skidded over. People ran to my aid, to right the bike, but you should have seen their faces when a warm brown liquid ran out of the top box onto their hands 
Curry sauce 

[manxie]

LOL,  That reminds me of when I bought my first XBR of a fella at work. Another mate of mine at work sells eggs... I bought a dozen, packed them carefully into a box and bungied the box to the rack fitted to the bike. I very gingerly rode home over the mountain towards Ramsey. Great little bike, started to enjoy the ride, down into the Gooseneck, flicking it through Tower Bends then the Waterworks.....lovely.  Got down to the Hairpin then remembered the eggs  Scrambled eggs for tea, only three unbroken ones  Doh!!

[johnr]

dammit, ive read this and all i feel now is hungry....

[mthee]

I was a courier on a GT750 with rubbish shocks on a job from from a hospital to labs, jokingly named, "the blood, s**t & piss run" (sorry johnr) Approaching Clacket Lane Services there was a bump in the road which was best absorbed by lifting up off the saddle. What I had forgotten was that I'd forgotten my bungee that day and decided to sit on my throwover panniers instead. So I hit the bump, lifted up and the panniers containing the samples ended up on the M25! A very understanding cop at the services retrieved the panniers and I delivered the battered box and exited stage left pronto! Never hearing any more of it, I guess I got lucky!