SNOW

[wellesleyboy52]

I knew a lad who had made a new aquisition,and when he had to come clean with the wife he decided to stand up for himself. I asked him what she said, he said she didnt say anything,she just fainted,
feinted with the left,and floored him with the right.
                                                                                   cheers,Mel.

[guest987]

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One Valentines my wife said " Don't get me chocys or flowers ...get me something useful"......so I bought her a new fork handle.....I even stuck a ribbon and a little heart on it.......it didn't go down too well.......I still get a twinge in cold weather....
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Four Candles?

She should have been pleased with those!!!

Rob

[Mark]

I'm still trying to untangle from my neck the rotary clothesline I bought my dear wife for christmas.

She is so unappreciative, it's not as if I wasn't listening to what she wanted earlier in the year.

Mark

[002]

I'm still trying to untangle from my neck the rotary clothesline I bought my dear wife for christmas.

She is so unappreciative, it's not as if I wasn't listening to what she wanted earlier in the year.

Mark

She want to Throttle You !?

Jethro