Ah Mortons sounds like BAE Systems...only see what they want to see (or who pays them the most............oops)
Maybe next year (if you can be bothered to do it after the kick in the balls by Mortons this year), the Thumper Club should "push the boundaries" a little. A nice and PC/humourous way of showing Mortons the middle finger, Satan standing up with a "Mortons employee of the year award" badge.
Or am I being cynical in my old age???