Egad, there seems to be some dangerous undertones coming out in what was meant as an innocent thread! My sentiments would have been exactly the same had they been Welsh Guards, Royal Scottish Fusiliers or Royal Irish Regiment. The point of the show is to find a winning act for the Royal Variety Performance Show to entertain the Queen & Joe public, not something that will entertain McIntyre & Holden.
Incidentally, I watched the programme because my 4 daughters like it and I like to spend time with them as in a couple of years I will have only 3 left at home, or even possibly 2 as they depart for college. Years are fleeing by faster than I can accumulate junk that needs fixing.