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Richard

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Where are the Police when you need them ?
« on: December 16, 2010, 03:12:10 PM »
Right now my biking is pretty much restricted to a solitary and fairly ratty old MZ.  This is so for lots of reasons, mainly financial, but all in all it has been really ******* year.

So last night I was lying in bed at about 3 a.m. when I heard some fairly drunk voices walking past.  Wasn't asleep anyway.  At just before 4 I heard a strange knocking on my front door and went down with a torch.  It was a mate from the local constabulary telling me that the poor old MZ had been pushed out into the road and suffered some damage.  Had a look this morning and it has had its tacho and speedo smashed up.

Bloody marvelous.  Haven't got the energy to sort it out right now but for gods sakes.  I live on the outskirts of a small town with the lowest crime rate outside Rockall.  What I do know is that there was a school "Snow Ball" on last night so plenty of young drinkers making their way home.

Gits.

Richard
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Steffan

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Re: Where are the Police when you need them ?
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2010, 04:15:22 PM »
Burn down the whole of Cwmann - that'll sort em. Smash an old MZ? - they should be dragged behind it for a mile.

We'll get it sorted Mr M, I am back tomorrow for over a month and I can feel a transplant coming on.

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Re: Where are the Police when you need them ?
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2010, 04:25:47 PM »
Bad news.I have a mate with a load of MZ stuff.If you need anything give me a shout.

Mark

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Re: Where are the Police when you need them ?
« Reply #3 on: December 16, 2010, 06:32:56 PM »
Hearing about incidents like this really do p1ss me off.

My friends pride an joy 'real' bonnie was dragged out of his garage and hammered up and down the back lanes of the town then just chucked on the floor and disgarded, cost him a small fortune to put back to concours. Then his sons 125 goes missing.
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Re: Where are the Police when you need them ?
« Reply #4 on: December 16, 2010, 09:48:45 PM »
Really makes you proud to be British......NOT!!!!

This country is really peeing me off too,not just for that...but dont let me get on my soap box

If you need any bits machining Richard, please let me know.

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Re: Where are the Police when you need them ?
« Reply #5 on: December 16, 2010, 10:22:42 PM »


Keep your chin up old son

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Re: Where are the Police when you need them ?
« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2010, 12:35:08 AM »
BARSTARDS !   CUNTS.....everyone of Them !

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Re: Where are the Police when you need them ?
« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2010, 07:10:45 AM »
Scum.

Let me know if you stuck for any bits, things can be posted.

Andy

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Re: Where are the Police when you need them ?
« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2010, 05:38:45 AM »
Bad news.I have a mate with a load of MZ stuff.If you need anything give me a shout.

oh, that is bad news. still, now the weather has turned again, perhaps he can go and 'lose' his collection of bits in a snowdrift!!!


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Re: Where are the Police when you need them ?
« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2010, 07:17:42 AM »
Bad luck matey, really sh1tty deal. What's happened to the beemer then?? Thought that one was welded on.
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Mark

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Re: Where are the Police when you need them ?
« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2010, 09:46:15 AM »
Bad luck matey, really *******ty deal. What's happened to the beemer then?? Thought that one was welded on.

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Re: Where are the Police when you need them ?
« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2010, 09:54:50 AM »
Contact the MZ Riders Club, Richard.

My understanding is that they still have a secret police section. Put them on the case and the perpetrators will simply vanish, never to be seen again.

Life sentence in a salt mine somewhere near Rotherham.

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Re: Where are the Police when you need them ?
« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2010, 02:37:49 PM »
oh, that is bad news. still, now the weather has turned again, perhaps he can go and 'lose' his collection of bits in a snowdrift!!!
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It would take a huge snowdrift to lose his collection of rusty old cr*p,you have never seen anything like it.

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Re: Where are the Police when you need them ?
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2010, 04:06:18 PM »
Sadly, my experience of UK Plod pre "y2k" was that they were disinterested jobsworths who were there just to meet their "target points" and "screw the rest of you with a genuine problem".

Cynical?   Me  ???

Richard

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Re: Where are the Police when you need them ?
« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2010, 05:38:35 PM »
Which puts a couple of us neatly in our places.

Re the Beemer I had thought I was welded to it too, currently feeling rather less so.  'Tis after all only a machine.
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