Whoohoo crashes and scars...chicks dig 'em (scars, not crashes). I think I'm up to 11 crashes to date, in my 13 1/2 years on the road. Less than half have resulted in an ambulance though. I found the photos last night from the most painful; back in July '99 I was riding my mums NC24 and a car pulled out of a junction, this resulted in the bike being shortened, and I ended up with black balls and wang, painful enough to stop me from walking for a week.
I won't post them, as they aren't pretty. Long term from that one was a small scar on my wang.
I've got a scar on my left wrist from putting my DR600 'moto into a ditch at 60mph. My wrist was pretty smashed up and required pinning and wiring and the scar is from the cut for the operation.
Few pics from the last one with the g/f on back in '07 when a car turned right as we were about to overtake, without indicating I may add...
My knee-

and thigh where the exhaust punched a hole-

and my girlfriend got a broken rib and bruising-


She was wearing leathers, I was in jeans.