One of my favourite Guy qoutes is when he's talking in his IOM workshop with his mechanics, "
Oh ay, the kettle's always warm in this workshop, we packed 1,000 tea bags and they might just last us the two weeks". It has absolutely no relevance to his IOM campaign and hopes, but it's important to him so that's what he talks about

He's as far away from the corporate world of GP as you can get.
Can you imagine the doctor trying to find out where it hurts? I'm guessing he (or she) would listen to Guy going on for three solid minutes and then just turn to a nurse and say
"Administer as much sedative as you can without killling him"GC