Hi Andy, thanks for that! not sure about the canoe though!
Anyway, What looks like the route that I'll take is as follows................
Turn right out of my gate, then right at the end of my street,
Down through France & Spain..........ship across to Morocco, then east across Nth Africa, through Algeria, Libya? to Egypt,
South, following the Nile, through Sudan, Uganda, Kenya (climb Kilimanjaro) check out Victoria falls, Tanzania, Zambia, Mozambique to Sth Africa.
Blag my way onto a ship to Sth America, tour round there? then head up North to central America, into Mexico & USA. Spend quite a while touring around, including some of Canada, then make my way down to the San Francisco area? & try to get a ship over to Australia.
Tour around there & finish up in the North, then ship out via Indonisia & Malaysia to Sth east Asia. Maybe into China if poss? then India. Catch a ship? to Oman/Saudi? up through the middle east via Israel, Syria to Turkey, then through eastern Europe to home? have a cuppa, then off again maybe?