Author Topic: Start the Week Topic, 6th Feb.  (Read 2286 times)

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Start the Week Topic, 6th Feb.
« on: February 16, 2009, 09:44:26 PM »
BJ and I were talking in the pub last night about when we passed our bike tests and it turned out that we had both attended a Star Rider course held at a Cardiff high school, me in 1985, him in 1986. I told him about the woman I'd met there, a 5'10" cutey with a bleached blonde flat-top, a haircut which, coincidentally, I also sported. We were there for about four or five weekends and by the end of the course we had both passed our tests and we were boyfriend and girlfriend - although given our closeness in height and haircut it was hard to tell which was which.

As I talked to BJ I realised that this was probably one of only two occasions when having a motorcycle actually got me laid.

So, despite the Hollywood image of the rugged and tough handsome motorcyclist, have any of you managed to start a relationship through your biking (and I'm not talking about the professional relationships we develop with A&E doctors, solicitors and vehicle recovery drivers).

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robG

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Re: Start the Week Topic, 6th Feb.
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2009, 09:58:36 PM »
Me and the memsahib , still together after 19yrs .

Rob.

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Re: Start the Week Topic, 6th Feb.
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2009, 10:01:16 PM »

So, despite the Hollywood image of the rugged and tough handsome motorcyclist, have any of you managed to start a relationship through your biking


Yes Thank You !
Several boyfriend/girlfriend type and several more brief encounters !


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robG

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Re: Start the Week Topic, 6th Feb.
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2009, 10:03:52 PM »
Do I count as a boyfriend then . We've known each other for 22 yrs !

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Re: Start the Week Topic, 6th Feb.
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2009, 10:07:33 PM »
Do I count as a boyfriend then . We've known each other for 22 yrs !

Bugger ! I forgot about you ! You Old Git !

Now then Nappy Belated Burpday for the 10th you old scrote !

Jethro

22yrs....Man and Boy...!
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robG

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Re: Start the Week Topic, 6th Feb.
« Reply #5 on: February 16, 2009, 10:17:04 PM »
Ta!

 Yep we had hair ,teeth everything then . And we could walk past a urinal and not worry !
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Re: Start the Week Topic, 6th Feb.
« Reply #6 on: February 16, 2009, 10:54:33 PM »
And I've slept with YOU !

OH NO !   :o :o

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Steve Lake

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Re: Start the Week Topic, 6th Feb.
« Reply #7 on: February 16, 2009, 11:20:17 PM »
Erm....yes.....I borrowed (without his express permission) my brother in laws rocket gold star 'cos this girl said she fancied a ride (I was so wet behind the ears, i thought she meant on the bike)....went 20 miles up the a3 to the little white lion in Esher, lots of drink (probably watneys red barrel, so no chance of being pished)....back to her place.....the bike seemed to have the desired effect.....the rest is censored ....   1964 

passed me test the day marilyn monroe died ... was august 62 i think


Oh and following a serious accident on the A4 near reading in 63, i ended up in Battle Hospital for several months....and had a wonderful time with one of the nurses....I guess that counts as it was a bike accident.....managed to write off a mates francis barnett.......Spike Piddock....wherever you are....I still owe you 20 quid

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Re: Start the Week Topic, 6th Feb.
« Reply #8 on: February 17, 2009, 02:02:00 PM »
Me and me bird were both bike instructors at our local training course and are still happily married 11 years later. Does that count as getting laid because I ride a bike? Or does it count that she gets laid because she rides a bike? hmm.  ;)

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Re: Start the Week Topic, 6th Feb.
« Reply #9 on: February 17, 2009, 04:04:26 PM »
I shall not comment further as at least one party involved is now heading towards becoming a judge. However, I know from first hand experience that an undoubtedly illegal act (public decency and all that) is possible aboard an (erratically) moving MZ  :o  :) :-[ :-X

Andy

guest7

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Re: Start the Week Topic, 6th Feb.
« Reply #10 on: February 17, 2009, 07:50:53 PM »
I shall not comment further as at least one party involved is now heading towards becoming a judge. However, I know from first hand experience that an undoubtedly illegal act (public decency and all that) is possible aboard an (erratically) moving MZ  :o  :) :-[ :-X

 :o

It's always the quiet ones isn't it...
GC

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Re: Start the Week Topic, 6th Feb.
« Reply #11 on: February 17, 2009, 07:54:12 PM »
One's imagination could really get the better of one with comments like that Andy.

Steffan

PS you'll be please to know that the green machine's engine is finally with the surgeon

jules

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Re: Start the Week Topic, 6th Feb.
« Reply #12 on: February 17, 2009, 10:48:09 PM »
Dont you mean the butcher of old newport town (vincent price laugh) :o :o :o :o :o :P

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Re: Start the Week Topic, 6th Feb.
« Reply #13 on: February 18, 2009, 11:56:48 AM »
Your local Entrail (sorry Enfield) Specialist........



Motorcycle maintenance with sex toys thrown in!

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Re: Start the Week Topic, 6th Feb.
« Reply #14 on: February 18, 2009, 12:37:40 PM »
Oi !!!   I reassemble those remarks !  ;D ;D ;D

I like Black Pudding ! And Enfields ! 
Mmmmm Sex Toys ? Not Sure bout them...... :P :P


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