"....and if you take the next left here, you'll pass the sand pit on your right and the swings are just along side, set slightly back."
Chap in foreground;
"Bugger, I saw that sand pit too, but missed the swings completely, now he's going to get there first and get the middle one and I'll be near the frame and I might bump into it and no one ever pushes me and he always gets higher and and and I hate this stupid playground!!!!!"
