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Bruce

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Me The Norton and a bird last weekend
« on: August 28, 2007, 08:31:01 PM »

themoudie

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Re: Me The Norton and a bird last weekend
« Reply #1 on: August 28, 2007, 11:01:13 PM »
Aaaaah! Ain't he tweet?

Sums up what being a Thumper owner is all about and I like it Bruce.

Thanks, Bill.

Steve Lake

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Re: Me The Norton and a bird last weekend
« Reply #2 on: August 29, 2007, 06:13:19 AM »
You been out on the pull again Bruce?

Don't think much of your latest....but granted.....you'd make a bluddy good Captain Hook

Dave#22

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Re: Me The Norton and a bird last weekend
« Reply #3 on: August 29, 2007, 02:55:18 PM »
Hi Bruce, I thought I saw you on Monday at Onslow Park, and I also saw a bloke walking around with a cockatoo on his shoulder.......another pleasant day out.
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Re: Me The Norton and a bird last weekend
« Reply #4 on: August 29, 2007, 02:58:25 PM »
Why has c*o*c*k*a*t*o*o been censored?

Andy M

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Re: Me The Norton and a bird last weekend
« Reply #5 on: August 29, 2007, 03:33:56 PM »
Why has c*o*c*k*a*t*o*o been censored?


It's the ***** anti-swearing software. Stops us mentioning anti-social habits like drinking cockburns port or cocktails etc.

Andy

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Re: Me The Norton and a bird last weekend
« Reply #6 on: August 29, 2007, 05:11:38 PM »
Sanitizing software and an inability to use the "OFF" button!
What a load of old tripe ::)

Shame about the Cockbridge to Tomintoul road, Cockburnspath, Cockenzie and Port Seton, Cock Green, Cockermouth, Cockwood and Cocking Causeway to mention a few but not all :o

Maybe a capon is more acceptable?

Cheers, Bill.


mini-thumper

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Re: Me The Norton and a bird last weekend
« Reply #7 on: August 29, 2007, 05:34:12 PM »
Oh! Ducky thought Bruce was an Omi-polone when you mentioned he'd had a 'cock or two'! Doesn't even look metrosexual to me.............

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Re: Me The Norton and a bird last weekend
« Reply #8 on: August 29, 2007, 07:45:29 PM »
I suppose the PC police will insist we rename Scunthorpe...cockfosters....

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Re: Me The Norton and a bird last weekend
« Reply #9 on: August 29, 2007, 08:53:29 PM »
that photo reminds me of my mate who used to work in a bird shop.

he got sacked when the manager caught him with his hand in the trill.

thank you.

taxi for one......

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Re: Me The Norton and a bird last weekend
« Reply #10 on: August 29, 2007, 10:23:09 PM »
that photo reminds me of my mate who used to work in a bird shop.

he got sacked when the manager caught him with his hand in the trill.


I thought it was because he'd handled a c ock or two.

I'll get my coat...
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Richard 003

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Re: Me The Norton and a bird last weekend
« Reply #11 on: August 30, 2007, 01:30:18 PM »
Sanitizing software and an inability to use the "OFF" button!
What a load of old tripe ::)

Shame about the C***bridge to Tomintoul road, C***burnspath, C***enzie and Port Seton, C*** Green, C***ermouth, C***wood and C***ing Causeway to mention a few but not all :o

Maybe a capon is more acceptable?

Cheers, Bill.

So what would happen if I moved to Scunthorpe? Not that I'm likely to.