It is with great sadness that I have to
mention the loss of a few local
businesses as a result of Rachel Reeves'
recent budget announcement. A local
bra manufacturer has gone bust, a
submarine company has gone under, a
manufacturer of food blenders has gone
into liquidation, a dog kennel has had to
call in the retrievers and a company
supplying paper for origami enthusiasts
has folded. Local strip club has gone tits
up, Interflora is pruning its business and
Dyno-rod has gone down the drain. The
saddest one though is the ice cream van
man found dead covered in nuts and
raspberry sauce. He coulnd't take it any
more and topped himself.
