A 68 yr old MULTI MILLIONAIRE from Yorkshire marries a 26 yr old woman and takes her down “t pub to introduce her to his mates.
When his mates see him walk through’t door o pub with his new wife, they can’t believe their eyes
“By eck ol lad!! How the ell d’ya manage “t pull a reet nice lass like her” one sez
Yorkshire man replies “it were easy, I give her a bit the old Yorkshire charm and then I made sure to lie about mi age as well”
“ Oh I see, so did ya tell ya were 45?” Aks his mate
“ No ya daft bugger! I told her I were 90”
