The Loobman isn't supposed to siphon. It has openings to let air in the top. You squeeze it, a dollop of oil goes down the hose and dribbles out on the chain for a few minutes while you're riding. After 100km or so you squeeze it again.
And unless you speak with an accent that ignores initial haitches, it's way best to say "a hotel", "a hottie", etc.