Start the Week Topic, 6th Feb.

[squirrelciv]

Back to the original topic......No The pulling power of the biker image is more than countered by my natural abundance of ugliness Best chance I've got of getting laid due to motorbikes (or any other reason come to think of it) is to run the poor unsuspecting woman over and have my wicked way before she recovers consciousness.

Heyho (sigh!)

[Steve Lake]

Ere! 'er indoors likes black pudding......or have i got hold of the wrong end of the stick?









I'll get my straw boater and apron..

[guest27]

Mmmm bikes leading to horizontal jogging...

I think at least 5 of my premarital sidelines were more interested in the bike than me.

Then I was at a party in Hastings chatting to this guy about this really sexy young lady who had expressed an interest in the bike, danced rather erotically and close and was staying over in the campsite.  I expressed an interest in seeing her with a lot less on etc.  Pretty much at this point said young lady came over and sat on other chaps lap, at which point he asked me if I had met his daughter..... 

Found out later that he would not have been overly worried if I had bedded her as she was over 18 and I had good references.  Still did lower the standard for the evening.

R