Aye SteveL,
Circlips a problem? Never, make lovely pendant or earring attachments for the girls in my life!
As for the 'cork', you go for it mate.
Whilst I don't prefer it, the actions displayed in the Glenmorangie advert need to be applied seriously to the inappropriate use of all 'Gabbling devices'. Give 'em a WEEEEeeeeeeee, sploosh! Especially when 'cruising' the readymix meal section using the wheel barrow as a zimmer and filling the fizzog with another baguette before passing the empty wrapper in front of the self scanner, as that is the only isle wide enough to pass through before exiting. Certainly no chance of understanding lifes little pleasures in a game of 'Leapfrog'!
Keep bopping, Bill.