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Club House => Chatter => Topic started by: BrendanO on August 17, 2016, 09:33:41 PM

Title: My Donald Trump Petition
Post by: BrendanO on August 17, 2016, 09:33:41 PM
Rather than getting my CX or RS MOTd, I wasted my time on this:

https://www.change.org/p/theresa-may-mp-trump-must-go-trouserless-when-in-uk-so-people-can-shout-donald-whaur-s-yir-troosers?recruiter=50945022&utm_source=petitions_show_components_action_panel_wrapper&utm_medium=copylink&recuruit_context=copylink

Scary times and bullies need a bit of humour and pi$$-taking, would any of you help by signing it? Passing it on? Putting it on your Facebook page?

Thanks in advance!
Title: Re: My Donald Trump Petition
Post by: themoudie on August 17, 2016, 10:31:55 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: My Donald Trump Petition
Post by: blew on August 19, 2016, 08:14:57 AM
We badly need a British version of Trump.
Title: Re: My Donald Trump Petition
Post by: timbo on August 19, 2016, 08:31:07 AM
What, a mentally retarded maniac. Really?
Title: Re: My Donald Trump Petition
Post by: BrendanO on August 19, 2016, 09:00:39 AM
We badly need a British version of Trump.
...yeah, the word badly rings out there!!

By  the way, there's another nice petition, by a guy called Donald, asking all Donalds to sign to get Trump to stop (ab)using the name Donald. Cleverly, he advertised it on Gumtree:

https://www.gumtree.com/p/community/help-me-win-a-bet-share-with-the-donaldsdonsdonniedonnys-you-know/1182613146

So maybe you could sign that too? Blew? ;)


Title: Re: My Donald Trump Petition
Post by: SteveC#222 on August 19, 2016, 09:15:51 AM
People tell me... that he's a guy who is creative with facts,  disrespects women, finds the disabled amusing, incites racial and religious intolerance, is in favour of the use of torture, has a tendency to use argueably thinly veiled hints at assassination, has an allegedly  dubious record on employing illegal workers, doesn't want people to see his tax records and has a bad wig.....I dunno....I'm just saying...


......I think I'd rather have even the Conservatives personally!!
Title: Re: My Donald Trump Petition
Post by: CrazyFrog on August 19, 2016, 10:33:16 AM
People tell me... that he's a guy who is creative with facts,  disrespects women, finds the disabled amusing, incites racial and religious intolerance, is in favour of the use of torture, has a tendency to use argueably thinly veiled hints at assassination, has an allegedly  dubious record on employing illegal workers, doesn't want people to see his tax records and has a bad wig.....I dunno....I'm just saying...

Sounds like he has the makings of an excellent politician then.......
Title: Re: My Donald Trump Petition
Post by: blew on August 19, 2016, 03:01:32 PM
It could be worse.Jeremy Corbyn.Back to the Dark Ages.
Title: Re: My Donald Trump Petition
Post by: Andy M on August 19, 2016, 05:44:37 PM
At least Michael Foot convinced the KGB he was employable.

I don't think I want to see the Trump without trousers. There could be things worse than the wig.

Andy
Title: Re: My Donald Trump Petition
Post by: timbo on August 19, 2016, 08:38:40 PM
No, it couldn't be worse. I know, what about Genghis Khan. Trump shows every single character trait, that I find totally dispicable in a human being.
Title: Re: My Donald Trump Petition
Post by: Andy M on August 19, 2016, 08:40:46 PM
He must be kind to animals. How else would you train that rat to sit on his head?

His wife is definately in line for the Mrs Merton question though.

Andy
Title: Re: My Donald Trump Petition
Post by: timbo on August 19, 2016, 10:13:08 PM
 ;D  ;D
Title: Re: My Donald Trump Petition
Post by: themoudie on August 19, 2016, 11:33:02 PM
Pity the poor sods on the Isle of Lewis from whence is his Mother came! You should also note his Father's second Christian name! Go do your own research, I find it worrying!  :-X

Donald appears to be another 'Shredded Wheat' model, rather than an advocate of wholesome brose, herring and tatties, with a wee drammie just to keep the blood movin'!  ;)

Hey Ho! I'll stick with motorcycles and my own genealogy, which is dangerous enough,  ;)  Bill
Title: Re: My Donald Trump Petition
Post by: themoudie on August 20, 2016, 01:16:14 PM
Aye Brendan,

Here is the link you were looking for!  ;D

NAKED_DONALD_TRUMP (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/in-pictures-37127628)

Toodle pip, Bill
Title: Re: My Donald Trump Petition
Post by: Smithy on August 21, 2016, 12:26:43 PM
I've decided to give Donald Trump the same impotance in my life as I do Byzantine architecture. I know nothing about either and I'm content to let it stay that way.

Ian
Title: Re: My Donald Trump Petition
Post by: CrazyFrog on August 22, 2016, 09:47:47 AM
I've decided to give Donald Trump the same impotance in my life as I do Byzantine architecture. I know nothing about either and I'm content to let it stay that way.

Ian

I get what you're saying Ian, but Byzantine architecture is very beautiful and has left a positive legacy for mankind to enjoy. Trump OTOH.......
Title: Re: My Donald Trump Petition
Post by: Smithy on August 22, 2016, 05:20:27 PM
See I told you I know nothing about Byzantine architecture, I didn't know it was beautiful. What about slugs? I know nothing about them, would that work?

Ian
Title: Re: My Donald Trump Petition
Post by: timbo on August 22, 2016, 10:28:23 PM
What, ya don't like slugs! Prefer snails meself  ;)
Title: Re: My Donald Trump Petition
Post by: Mark on August 23, 2016, 08:33:59 AM
People tell me... that he's a guy who is creative with facts,  disrespects women, finds the disabled amusing, incites racial and religious intolerance, is in favour of the use of torture, has a tendency to use argueably thinly veiled hints at assassination, has an allegedly  dubious record on employing illegal workers, doesn't want people to see his tax records and has a bad wig.....I dunno....I'm just saying...


Ok so he has a bad wig. ???
Title: Re: My Donald Trump Petition
Post by: SteveC#222 on August 23, 2016, 09:17:16 AM
....with hindsight perhaps my comment was a little unjustified..........I take back what I said about the wig.....
Title: Re: My Donald Trump Petition
Post by: BrendanO on August 23, 2016, 03:16:02 PM
Hey Bill, I saw the Naked Trumps and thought they were brilliant (esp the official spokesoerson for Parks Dept saying unauthorised erections however small were not allowed).

Ta all for replying, has anyone actually SIGNED it?

A total randomer has tweeted it for me...thanks!
https://twitter.com/favorbuddy/status/766256013553049600

And made up an album cover for me:
https://t.co/bVXJRnQ8HK

(Check out the song titles!)

There is another cool petition asking all Donalds to unite to stop Trump ysing the name Donald...you don't need to be a Donald to sign it:
https://www.gumtree.com/p/community/help-me-win-a-bet-share-with-the-donaldsdonsdonniedonnys-you-know/1182613146