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Title: Gravel Rash!
Post by: guest40 on December 20, 2011, 10:21:42 AM: Any one want to guess how this happened.

Extensive gravel rash to forehead, knee and palms with heavy ding above temple. Now enbellished with a shiner.

Some suggestions
Fell off motor bike,
Fell off pushbike
Wasp attack
fell down cliff while walking

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Title: Re: Gravel Rash!
Post by: Richard on December 20, 2011, 10:30:32 AM: We've warned you about those sexual shenanigans before................

Never, ever do it on gravel.
Title: Re: Gravel Rash!
Post by: Mark on December 20, 2011, 11:07:14 AM: Telling your wife that her sister is better in bed.
Title: Re: Gravel Rash!
Post by: guest40 on December 20, 2011, 11:17:40 AM: Close Mark. 8)
Title: Re: Gravel Rash!
Post by: blew on December 20, 2011, 12:14:50 PM: The sheep was too quick?
Title: Re: Gravel Rash!
Post by: guest40 on December 20, 2011, 12:24:14 PM: I live in Aus, not New Zealand or Wales!... hurrumph!!! the nerve!!
Title: Re: Gravel Rash!
Post by: Andy M on December 20, 2011, 12:26:46 PM: Ouch.

Did the wifes Christmas present look too much like an ironing board or set of tyres when wrapped up under the tree?

Andy
Title: Re: Gravel Rash!
Post by: hawkstone on December 20, 2011, 12:28:04 PM: telling your wife her brother's better in bed ???????????? :o
Title: Re: Gravel Rash!
Post by: Mark on December 20, 2011, 12:51:09 PM: Quote from: hawkstone on December 20, 2011, 12:28:04 PM
telling your wife her brother's better in bed ???????????? :o

You beat me to it. ;D
Title: Re: Gravel Rash!
Post by: Richard on December 20, 2011, 07:41:40 PM: Mark - does this mean that you have slept with your wifes brother, or that Hawkstone did too but beat you to it ?

I am worried.

Very.
Title: Re: Gravel Rash!
Post by: Ian on December 20, 2011, 07:49:54 PM: I feel the content of this thread should be subject to certification ::)
Title: Re: Gravel Rash!
Post by: Steffan on December 20, 2011, 11:33:24 PM: Quote from: Richard on December 20, 2011, 07:41:40 PM
Mark - does this mean that you have slept with your wifes brother, or that Hawkstone did too but beat you to it ?

I am worried.

Very.

What have I told you about asking questions you really really don't want the answer too - don't enourage him - remember the drowned women...
Title: Re: Gravel Rash!
Post by: guest40 on December 21, 2011, 12:42:38 AM: Drowned Women???? Steff, tell me more
Title: Re: Gravel Rash!
Post by: Richard on December 21, 2011, 12:56:03 AM: Would that be the time I thought you were just going to walk into the harbour ?

Just before you saw the Bishops twin ? And we're not talking Bonnevilles here.
Title: Re: Gravel Rash!
Post by: Steve Lake on December 21, 2011, 06:50:14 AM: Don't tell me.... you were the subject of the first Australian brain transplant?....

donor or recipient..... will we ever know ;D
Title: Re: Gravel Rash!
Post by: Andy M on December 21, 2011, 06:58:52 AM: Quote from: ian650 on December 20, 2011, 07:49:54 PM

I feel the content of this thread should be subject to certification ::)

Landrover fetishist stove collectors are not easily shocked. (Although I think a thread about where to keep Gaz canisters in a Landcruiser did end in fisticuffs (Please note that's FISTICUFFS as in fighting not anything else your minds may wander off to)))).

Andy
Title: Re: Gravel Rash!
Post by: guest40 on December 21, 2011, 02:22:32 PM: Neither Steve, rumour has it the authorities only did that to the Poms
Title: Re: Gravel Rash!
Post by: Steffan on December 21, 2011, 06:57:44 PM: Quote from: Kurt Perth WA on December 21, 2011, 12:42:38 AM
Drowned Women???? Steff, tell me more

I cannot do it mate. It is one of the most gross jokes I have ever heard..ever!!

Ask Mark, perhaps he will tell you

You know the feeling when you are caught between splitting your sides laughing or wretching up your lunch...

steff
Title: Re: Gravel Rash!
Post by: Steve Lake on December 22, 2011, 07:15:19 AM: You are probably right Kurt.... but looking at the morons on our streets these days we can hardly say we've had a successful operation yet!
Title: Re: Gravel Rash!
Post by: hawkstone on December 22, 2011, 08:30:32 AM: Stand-up comedy routine went badly wrong ?.
:-\
Title: Re: Gravel Rash!
Post by: guest7 on January 01, 2012, 10:17:33 PM: I used to work with a very attractive woman who came into work one day with a broken nose. When asked how she did it she gave no answer until some wag said "your face hit the headboard didn't it?" at which she blushed so deeply that we needed no further confirmation.

GC